7 December 2009

That date is by now, long gone. But I won't forget everything that happened on that day and the previous week. Okay, this post is very lengthy and wordy. You can just skip everything but really, this post means a lot to me.

19 Nov

• Came back from BTN. Here are a couple of pictures of us over there.

Thanx to Syawqi for the last picture :)

20 Nov

• Someone stole my money.
• Minutes later, got a deadly call from this one lecturer, told me I've to resit for my exam, and I was the only ONE.
• To make matters worse, the exam will be on my birthday, Dec the 7th.
• Myra was there. So, she was the only one who knew. That night, I told a friend, A bout this.

Myra and a friend, A :)

23 Nov

• I finally got a grip of myself, looking on the positive side of everything.
  
• Broke the news to FiZi, which caused us to be in an argument since my emotional wasn't that stable.
• Mum heard the argument and asked me what it was all about. I told her, I failed the previous exam. She lost words.
• I told Zawa. I thought she'll understand my situation since she was in the same state. And yeah, she did.
• I told Meen but she didn't say much. She was really surprised and apologized.
  
• I told X, and he gave supportive words and was puzzled when I know that the fact that he had once failed before.
• Told another friend, C too.

24 Nov

• Most people were still anxious to know who failed since they were scared they failed. Since everyone didn't expect I was the one who failed, many asked me bout the failure, whether I know the person, what subject the person failed. So, I felt really guilty for not telling them all this while.
• Finally, I announced my failure in the Facebook cohort group and I felt relieved.
• Most thought that I was joking and everyone supported me. Thanx. Seriously, I was touched by all the supports and convincing words.

!STAY POSITIVE!

25 Nov

• Played basketball Ezy, Syawqi, Meen, her cousin, Yon and friend, and my FiZi was there too. Made new friends with Intan, Syawqi's bakal adik ipar :P, Josh and Waseem.
• Had a great laugh on the way back in Intan's car. Thanx for sending me home. Had a great time with u guys.

With Meen and Laila.

FiZi was there too, oh, I was on the phone with Mr. A :)

On the go. Running away from the bad thoughts.

29 Nov

• Went back to the institute.
• Stayed in Nona Block since I didn't hand in my key and stayed in my old room.
• The block was deserted because the KDCs (Kursus Dalam Cuti) went back home for their Hari Raya Korban.

>-<
("-_-)
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all alone

30 Nov

• The KDCs were back.
• Had a class with Miss Joyce from 8-10am and Miss Lau's 12-2pm.
• 2.30pm, Myra came and bought me Big Mac McValue Lunch (which I ate at 11 that night). Iwa, Swan, Zahida, Jijol also were there to hand in their forms to Madam Mariah.
• They went back at 6 and again, I was all alone.

1 Dec (A day)

• A friend, A (Mentioned him above) surprised me with his presence.

me (^_^)...(^_*) A
like it when u're there

2 Dec (C day)

• That friend, A had to go back the next morning and another friend, C came along that afternoon.

me (,") ... (",) C
thanx for accompanying me

3 Dec

• I borrowed his laptop to Mdm Soo Hoo's class from 3-5pm. That evening, C said goodbye and I was talking to myself.

>-<
(^_^)
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alone again. but happy

4 Dec

• Said hi to a KDC (in the toilet) and we introduced ourselves. She was just as curious as the other KDCs, seeing a cute young girl all alone going in and outta her room, only to mandi and amek wudhuk. Hahaha.
• Since this KDC is from Taiping, I texted someone, D from there too and told him about it and my failure.

hello kkk KDC (,") (",) hi adek TESL

• No!! My laptop suddenly went dead and I couldn't switch it on again. ALL Mdm Soo Hoo's notes are in it! I'm doomed. 3 days to my exam. On the bright side, I can't spend much time playing computer games anymore. Haha :)
  

6 Dec

• Woke up feeling groggy. Dreamt that my teacher wanted to kill me because I slept and didn't study. It was a nightmare! Didn't dare to sleep again.
  
• Met again the KDC and she told me to join her friends and her for lunch.
• We went to Tesco and I reintroduced myself. Got along with them well and they said that I was about the same age as their children. Haha. So, they took great care of me.
• That night, again, we went out for dinner.
• My roommate, Iwa came that night and accompanied me and we studied together.
• She slept early.

With my roommate :)

7 Dec (The exam day)

• 12 am, got many birthday and good luck wishes from loved ones. Thank u for being thoughtful :) Btw, the wishes got in as early as 11.45 pm the previous day :P
  
• 2.30 am, I tried my best to get my sleep but my heart thumped loudly and it felt like I could hear my own heartbeat. Seriously, I was so nervous that I couldn't get my sleep that night. I texted A and he insisted that I should get some sleep or else, I would be restless in the exam hall. I still didn't get my sleep and studied.

(-.o)
Studying with my eyes half open

• 4.30 am, FiZi and A woke me up to do my studies and I told them I didn't sleep.
• 6.06 am, Ilya called from Ireland, wishing me Happy Birthday. Thanx dear sis :) and wished me Good Luck for my exam although she doesn't know it was a referral exam.
• 6.30 am, got wake up calls from mum and friends.
• Before 8am, people wished me last minutes good luck :)
• 8.30 am, I sat my referral exam with the 101 other KDCs. I was the only one sitting for a referral exam in Dewan Agung and sat on the 102nd seat.
• 10.35 am, I walked out of the exam hall slowly since the KDCs only finished at 11am.
• Switched on my phone and told people that it's over.

exam's over

• Got a msg from this person, X who told me a week earlier that he'll come (well, he didn't promised though. He just said he might) erm, but I dunno why, he cancelled it last minute (later I asked and it was such an UNREASONABLE REASON he gave me). Was VERY disappointed. Enough of that. Hurm

XXX(T_T)XXX

• Met several lecturers. They were very surprised indeed with the fact I failed the exam. Some thought I was sick that day. Some assumed my pen finished its ink. Haha.
  
• Went out with Iwa to QB after Zohor and she left me at 3pm.
• I bought 3 movie tickets, Love Happens, Christmas Carol and Ninja Assassin (which FiZi later told me that he wanted to watch it with me. Huhu. Sorry)
• When the last movie ended, it was at 8pm and I explored QB and greeted strangers. I bought myself a birthday cake.

Happy Birthday to me..
Happy Birthday too me...
Happy Birthday to Ilyana Zafirah....
Happy Birthday to me...
O no! I'm 20!! No more in my teen years...!
But it's okay, I've lived those years well :)

• 9.45 pm, bought McD and sat on the rocks in front of QB, facing the ocean. I felt at ease. I sang the birthday song and cried. That was the first time I celebrated my birthday alone. The sense of loneliness slowly, crept into me...

..loneliness..

• 10.30 pm, caught a bus to Sg Nibong to buy my bus ticket to Shah Alam the next day. I accidentally dropped off early and had to walk to Sg Nibong which was 200m away. It was dark and I was scared when I received a text from Madam Mariah asking how does a birthday girl spends her day. She soothed me by telling me that's a great birthday gift, enjoying my own company as not many can do that. Thanx Madam :)
• I took a taxi ride to the institute and the told him to come and pick me up the next day at 9 since my bus was at 9.45 am.

8 Dec

• At 8.50, I was anxious. I dialed the taxi number and the guy answered. His voice suggested that he just woke up and he had no idea what I was talking about. I was getting fidgety at this. Couldn't sit still. Felt like slamming the phone against the wall when this person asked me, "Jap, carik siape nie sebenarnye?" And I said, "Encik Zali". He told me I got the wrong number. I said sorry and hung up and thought to myself, "Damn, I'm being cheated. He gave me the wrong number. Who should I call now? I need a taxi ASAP." Then, I tried dialing up the number again.
• Before he could say anything, I asked him, will he be able to reach my place before 9? And he asked me "Nie yang td ke?" I said, "Huh, td? x. yg semalam sy naik taxi tu." And he said, he was the same person I called previously. I said sorry and hung up, again.
  
• Okay, I started panicking when the thought struck me, I should give it a final try and I slowly dialed the taxi's number. A different person picked up and he told me he'll be there 5minutes. So, I checked out the number and realized, I dialed 017 instead of 014. Haha. Funny me. I texted the wrong guy and apologized. He replied and I saved his name under "Wrong Taxi". He was shocked when he received the call since he's in Kota Bharu and had to come to Penang to pick me up. :P

(,")hello new friend(",)

• I spent the next 10 minutes in the taxi, telling the driver about that incident and we laughed together.
• 9.45 am, I was on my way to Shah Alam.

"There's never a failure. Just a series of delayed success."

*Thanx a lot everyone for the birthday wishes and never-ending supports till the very last minute :)
*Can't describe much or tell what I did with my two friends from the 1st till the 3rd since I don't think they want their identity to be publicized. (Thanx guys.)
*I'm now friend with the person who I gave a wake up call to be my taxi driver :P
*Lotsa things I learned from this experience. I learned how to sleep alone with the lights off, I met new people, I made new friends, I know that there are so many people that care bout me, how to survive when there's no one around and lots more. It's an experience I'll never forget.
*Thank u IPG Kampus Pulau Pinang for giving me such a birthday gift. Seriously, thank u :)

.i love my life.very much.
>-<
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THANK YOU

Motivational thoughts...

After a few months of nothing here, here's a special post to everyone that has supported me throughout this life.

I never thought that this day would come crashing by...

Simple words such as:

• We love u
• Always here for u
• Be strong
• Hold on

I never thought that these words mean so much to me. Thank u everyone. And I mean,

THANK YOU!

Apsal hah?

I wonder...

Teachers were once students.
Why can't they think like one?

Minta maaf...

Pardon me for all the vulgar words that I've written in my previous posts. Was full of fury at that time. Luckily got a grip oredy. Sigh~

Why's that? Owh, simply because I wouldn't wanna lower myself to her standards. Enough of her in my posts. If I keep on blabbering bout her, she might feel as if she's a VIP in this blog of mine.

FULLSTOP

:Sorry to the readers, not her. for the bad words.

Pergi Jahanamlah Kau!

!!CORRECTION!!

On my previous post, (DAMN YOU!), it's not who u think.

Well, recently, there's an unfortunate event that has happened. So, a lot of people thought that I was writing about that thing. But, the post I did earlier is about a girl I hate VERY very VERY MUCH, and has nothing to do with what just happened.


About the incident, I've no comment even though the victim is someone quite close to me. Before this, another thing has happened in our cohort. And now we act like there's nothing. So, I hope that everyone can cool off since the victim himself doesn't make a big fuss over it. He himself prefer to keep everything back to normal.

If you want to get angry at her, go and yell and shout it out loud to her, one on one. Jangan nak perli-perli dari jauh. Tu pengecut namanya. I'm sure she has learnt her lesson and won't do it again. Tapi seriously, what she did was wrong. VERY VERY WRONG! Especially when it involves people that are innocent and close friends. Sigh~

Damn you!

Changed my mind.
I prefer to hate her rather than trying my best to stop hating her.
But her despicable acts...
Her fake smiles...
Everything on her is plastic.
You're such an EFFING b**** you know.
I hate you.

VERY MUCH

The other side of...

Well, I did this last year but was waiting for the next raya (09') to come since I only created this blog in October 2008 and started posting on November 10, 2008, when Raya had left us for quite a while. We usually see Raya as a happy event, where everyone gets together and various kinds of traditional food, wear unique and colourful of dresses, put up new curtains and furnish their houses and the list goes on... But here... Here, it's something different...

On The Night Of Raya...

As I saunter down the boulevard,
On the night of Raya Eve,
Memories reappear;
Good ones make me smile,
Dreadful ones shatter my heart,
And hunt me.
Ah, how life plays tricks on us.


From faraway I see homeless beggars,
Craving for food,
Pleading for sympathy,
From the merciless,
Who shoo them away,
Proud and apathetic,
On the night of Raya.


In a distance,
In the darkness of the night,
How funny to see them,
Spoilt, dissipated, immoral.
In this nation,
Miles away from hunger, starvation,
Yet, they seek for death,
Putting their lives at stakes,
On the night of Raya.



Under the brightness of the moon,
People gather buying goods,
Laughter fills the air,
Smiles carved on each faces,
As people come and go,
Uncertainty takes over,
When what it seems to be,
Is left unpromising,
On the night of Raya.


This world creeps me out.
So, I stride my way back,
Far from cruelty,
Afar from hatred,
Away from devastation,
To the love of my family,
On the night of Raya.


By: Ilyana Fauzy, 2008
Photo courtesy of Google
(Ilya, pardon me for the editing. Don't have much time. But I still love you very much ;))

A girl named Nur Hafizah Amer Hamzah

Peja, miss u. Sorry x dapat anta u that day. Though it doesn't make much diff whether I'm there or not, I still feel bad. I arrived home at 12.35 midnight on that same day u flew. Sad. Sad. If only I could get here a few hours earlier. Wish ure doing great over there in Manchester. Take care.

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Babi, oh babi...

Ada seorang pompuan , masa tu dia sedang berhenti ditepi jalan
sambil melihat keadaan keretanya yang kemek.
hari dah nak masuk magrib, dia menjadi semakin resah.
Dah lah jalan tu sempit, lampu jalan tak de pulak.

Tiba-tiba datang sebuah motosikal datang dari arah bertentangan.
Dah lah tak pasang lampu, tak pakai topi keledar.
laju pulak tu. macam pelesit.
Perempuan tu apa lagi, dia terus menjerit

" Hoi.. Babiiiiiiiii. ...... Slow sikit....."

Bila mendengar laungan perempuan tu, apa lagi,
penunggang motosikal tu pun
menjerit balas .

"Celaka!!!!! F**k you!!!, Pu**mak kau!!!".."
Bagerooo..."
sedap jer cakap babi...."

Selang beberapa saat..
tiba-tiba terdengar satu dentuman yang kuat.
Perempuan tadi berlari kearah bunyi dentuman tersebut.
Apabila sampai ke sana,
kelihatan budak tu terpelanting dalam semak
manakala motosikal nya remuk sama sekali.

Rupa-rupanya, dia dah langar babi yang telah
dilanggar oleh perempuan tadi.

p/s: moralnye.,hoi..babi tu bukannye untuk menghina ke ape.
kite mestilah berfikiran positive sikit.ok.banyak.
think positive ni baik untuk kesihatan di samping
dapat mengelak dari melanggar babi2 di jalanan.
hoh!

-Haha. Taken from Arque which was taken from someone else. Sorry x wait for u to gv the permission to grab this. X kira gak. Mau amek jugak sbb mmg menarek~ Hohoho

My ABC.

This one, is just for the sake of updating my blog. Lame~

A - AVAILABLE: Yes yes. Heh. Gatal~

B - BIRTHDAY: 7 Dec 1989

C - CRUSHING ON: Enrique Iglesias. Haha. (Temporarily only..)

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: For Sahur, Mineral water

E - EASIEST PERSON(s) TO TALK TO: Myself.

F - FAVORITE SONG: Currently, Taking back my love by Enrique. dlu, xske lagu nie. Tp dgr byk2 kali, ske pulak. hoho.

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Bears :) (Associated with someone...)

H - HOMETOWN: Shah Alam.

I - IN LOVE WITH: Mum, Abah... Uh, U mean, that love...? Mohd Nor Hafizi Abdullah~

J - JUNGLE: Takut2. Tp saya suka kehijauan alam.

K - KILLED SOMEONE: I've a killer body. Hahaha~ Prasan~!!!

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Haha. Can't recall.

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate :)

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Have 5 lovely siblings :)

O - ONE WISH: Everyone that I love including myself, succeed in everything we do, here and in the afterlife :) Amin~

P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Mohd Nor Hafizi.

R- REASON TO SMILE: Surrounded by my loved ones. <3

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie. FiZi played this song when I was crying last night. Haha. Big girls DO cry! Sape kate x...? Tipu tipu~

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 1830 smlam. Haven't slept. Now, it's 0723. Haih. Tido2.

V - VEGETABLE(S): X suka petola!!Eh, ke peria ek. Peria kot. Yang pahit2 tu. hoho

W - WORST HABIT: Eheh. Segannya nak ckp kat cni. Xmo xmo.

X - X-RAYS YOU HAD: Uncountable. Damn. Radiation. Cancerous.

Y – YO-YO'S ARE: ancient.

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Sagittarius.

Assignment and ketidakpuashatian.

Okay. I haven't completed any of the assignments I've posted previously. What should I do...

*Sigh

Kemalasan menyelubungi.

Owh, btw, a few days ago, Owh nearly a week oredy (on Tuesday), I went out with FiZi, Meen and Ezy to play basketball in UM. I went there by KTM, then, Meen and Ezy picked me up at Subang KTM Station. I was sitting there when three guys (looked like they're in their 30s and 40s) came and took the seats next to me. I overheard their conversation.

They were in anger. So, I turned my head into the direction they kept looking at and saw some Malay teenagers there. They were smoking and drinking (Well, not alcoholic drinks but still...!) behind a building and were laughing all the way. For God's sake, it's Ramadhan! (The picture, don't mind the 'ZONE'. Change it to 'MONTH')

Everyone that passed by gave them a stern look but none dared to confront them. Honestly, I didn't have the guts to either but I kept it to myself.


One thing that kept me wondering was that, if the guys next to me were full of fury and setakat cakap belakang je, baik x payah. Bazir air liur je. Why didn't you just go there and face them and tell what you think straight to their faces. If mengumpat macam tu, korang jugak dapat dosa. Dosa mengumpat tu, xpikir pulak. Haih. Then, nk bising2 pulak kat station tu and let the world know bout the teens. Gosh. How I wish I had the guts, kalau x jumpa the teenagers yang sedang smoking and drinking at the back alley tu pun, I wish I had the guts to tell the guys next to me to have a slowtalk with the teens. If you don't want to, then, just SHUT UP! Bingit telinga seyh.


That incident really spoilt my mood. Luckily, my sayang and dear friends cheered me up with that basketball tournament. Owh, my team won! 7-6 and 7-4 kot. Hoho. Owh, my team means FiZi and I ;) Bahagia~ He rarely played that before and he came in slippers because he sprained his ankle masa main rugby ari tuh. Wuu. Sakit2 kaki pun, degil nak main. Kan dah bertambah sakit. Haih~ Tp xpe. Kita menang kan ;)


Um, enough of that. So, I guess, tonight (or izzit morning..?), I'm gonna start my assignment. (As if... Ikut mood la. Now, It's 0330 oredy and I haven't started anything. ZzZ~)

Assignment? Uh... (Blur)

Uh, okay. May I ask, what actually is our assignment? I just know that everyone's so worried bout it but I don't know at all what am I supposed to do. So, last night, I asked my roommate what were the assignments given? And she replied my message:

1. LNL - Kohlberg n Piaget (1800 words)
2. CM - Reward n punishment essay (1000 words)
3. CM - Active Log 3
4. SE - Folio
5. SE - Report (1500 words)
6. SE - Reflection
5. ELT - Language Learning Approaches (2500 words)
6. That's all dear...hehe

Okay, when I read that message, I was starting to get worried. Only 4 days left and I haven't started a single thing. Nooo~! What's worse is that I don't know how to do the 2nd and both 4th assignment. I don't even know exactly how many words I'm supposed to do. Aiyoyo~

I was in a hurry that day. So, I didn't get the chance to bring all my assignments home :( Too bad for me. *Sigh~

But, whatever it is, I have to finish first the game that I'm playing. Hehe. :)

Help me~!!

TESL Night post? Maybe later...

Hoho. Proud of being the subject to this post.

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Many thanx to Kayzack :)

Huhu. Maybe later I'll do a post on this TESL night. Didn't have the chance to grab piccies from my friends.

A fresh start...

Wow! It's such a wonderful feeling when you're free from hatred. When there's no one around that you hate or you can hate. Wish this could go on forever... Sometimes, it's like being on a cloud nine too. Seriously~ :)

Have you ever experienced this before? When you hate someone so much, you even wish you won't stop hating them. But in the end, when you realize it doesn't benefit any party at all, you learn little by little to put aside those despicable feelings and in the end, you succeed. Believe me, it's like a whole weight is being lifted off you. Gosh, I wish I've known this feelings earlier.

I'm now a happy person but believe me girl, once I started to hate you again, it could be FOREVER...

A thing called love...

"Happiness is all around when you're surrounded by love."
-Ilyana Zafirah Mohd Fauzy-

L.O.V.E. Believe in it? Well, some people don't. There are people who say that love hurts. For some, they think that love turns the world upside down. Some may say that love is blind. Love is cruel, certain people might express. But some just say, love sucks. Well, it depends. Experiences teach us lots of things. Some experiences teach us new things but some are just reminder to our past. People who say that love hurts might not see the good side of it, YET, but don't worry. It'll show up, someday...

I see love as a gift. A gift sent by God. Sent to families, friends, lovers and even strangers. Whatever it is, love brings joy to the world and without love, there's no peace.

Make LOVE, not WAR

Marriage...

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with d wedding plan! At the end, choose d people u want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know about u!=)

1. How old are you?
.In December, I'm gonna be 20. I hate to be reminded that I'm leaving my teen years... ;(

2. Are you single?
.Not single. Still available. Haha

3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
.26.

4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
.After all this years... I do. But still, I leave everything to Allah the Almighty.

5. if not, who do you want to marry??
.Can't think of anyone else. Perhaps, someone who would take a good care of me and love me for who I am.

6. Who will be your bridesmaid & best man??
.My bff or sis :)

7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
.Wish I could have a garden wedding. Target hotel: Palace of The Golden Horses. :)

8. Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
.Paris or Disneyland! :D But if xde rezeki to go there, somewhere in Malaysia is sufficient enough, as long as I'm with him. :)

9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
.Depends on where it's held.

10. Will that include your exes?
.Sure :) We're friends and will always be.

11. How many layers of cake do you want?
.I love number 8. Can there be 8 layers? Eheh.

12. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
.If kat hotel, evening. At home, both also can :)

13. Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
.Songs that the both of us have dedicated to each other since we've started dating.

14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon,fork and knife?
.Just normal spoon, fork, knife. X mo guna tangan. Nnt d food sampai atas tangan. Buruk nya~! Haha. Lain r if makan kat bilik sorang2.

15. Champagne or red wine?
.'or'. Heh. I prefer air sirap je. X pun, mango juice. Yummy~ Milk shake menarik gak :D

16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
.A.S.A.P. Hoho. Depends on our working schedule la~

17. Money or household items?
.Both.

18. How many kids would you like to have?
.4.

19. Will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
.Of course! It will be an unforgettable memory :) Owh, only certain things la ;)

20. Whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
.My girlfriends. But before, I've asked some of them :)

Annoying? I'm annoyed.

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)
[Note: I’m not this mean in real life (hopefully). This is just my jab on this tag, and I did my best to sound as much like a jerk as possible.] Enjoy!

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: I suggest that you get eyes surgery ASAP.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: An optometrist is someone you should see.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: They like your money, not you.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: But your attitude sucks.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: FYI, I have photo albums. In fact, a lot of them.

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Gosh, what a bad and terrible instinct you have. Honestly, people say that we chould trust our instinct but in this case, you definitely shouldn't trust yours.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I'm sorry. I just can't look away. You're just the most disgusting, horrible, weird piece of shit I've ever seen.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: It's bad that you're looking for a low class woman.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Don’t worry, I don’t even have a car, but I do have manners.. Want some? (This one is taken from Anuar. Don't wanna change it. I love this line :D)


5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: That's God's work, not yours.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
(For me: It's bad to say these to someone ugly. It's not my job to judge them as ugly. Seriously. Because I'm not that beautiful either but, the instruction up there told me to do so. Sorry. But what to do, you're annoying too.)
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Please stop dreaming.

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: 016-35842... Hope you've a brain up there on how to search for the other two numbers.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: Go hang yourself.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: I like you when you stop bothering me. Thank you.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I'm sorry. My religion doesn't teach me how to lie. I could go to hell for that, you know...

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Am I that beautiful like the beach in Sipadan? (Using pun here.)

2) You smell like shit!
YR: Is that literary or what?

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Please don't say that to yourself. Stop your self reflection.

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Do you know what a race is? It's not the art of boxing and kicking.


If your annoying ex says: (Pardon me, he's not annoying.)
1) I still love you...
YR: Yes, I know. Everyone loves me... That's a general knowledge.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: Too bad that the things you know are non-existent.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: I know I'm as sweet as honey. I could cause you diabetes you know.

4) Please call me...
YR: "(the name)". Done, I've called you.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: Our relationship hurt me so much. The break up was a refreshment ;) Thank you.

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: You're talking as if I dunno that.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: OMG. I don't want my face to be like yours. (If for facial la)

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: That thing isn't worth even after 100% discount.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: It's good. Not the best.

All done!

Btw, about the note up there, "I'm not this mean in real life." Well, I really can be this mean, maybe even meaner.

Fun bolding :D

Hoho. I love this one...

Bold the statements that ARE true to you. Italicize the statements that you WISH were true. Leave the fibs alone.

I’m 170cm tall.
I don’t know what I want at the moment.
I’m not happy.
I hate my friends.
I hate my life.
I hate my grades.
I can drive.
I’m bored of driving.
I have a white handbag.
I love dancing.
I go clubbing every week.
Shopping is bullshit.
I have a tattoo of a star.
I got my navel pierced.
I have friends that take drugs.
90% of my friends smoke.
I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty. (Well, we're friends, and the breakup wasn't nasty at all. But my sister od hang out with him now. Haha.)
I’m studying Fashion.
I have a business running.
I hate cartoons.
I hate someone.
I have 10 Lollipops handbags.
I buy CLEO every month.
My parents don’t know about my blog.
I have an iPod.
I don’t have faith in the current “one”.
My school mates know about my blog.
I wanted to be a fashion designer.
I love rock emo bands.
I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
I’m a rebel. (Well, sometimes...)
I don’t believe in love.
High school's filled with drama.
My parents have faith in me.
I’ve bought shoes this month.
A blogger bitched about me before.
I hate sports.
I heart Italian food.
I hate meeting new people.
I hate nail polish.
The mother bear gives me hugs.
People should start appreciating me.
High school was the worst time of my life.
I have red hair.
One Utama is my second home.
I’m a guy.
I’m scared of my Biology exam.
I hate vacations.
I believe in long distance relationships.
I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon.
I’ve robbed an old lady.
I’m starting to like applying make-up.
I was a tomboy. (That's what my friends' said bout me. I'm not sure...)
At times I think I still am a tomboy.
I love bitching about people behind their backs.
I still have a best friend. (Um, not just a best friend, but several, and I love them all.)
I have a cat.
I hate surprise parties.
I hate planning parties.
I’m hot. (HAHAHA!)
I’m a sinner.
I’ve got a DS light.
I have a Wii.
I can live without music.
Video games are a waste of time.
I miss the father bear.
I love being in love.
I know how to cook.
I have 100% freedom.
Boys are assholes.
I hate Math.
I’m happy with what I have.
I love horror films. (But I get scared easily... :( )
I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
My old friends keep in touch with me.
I don’t read newspapers.
The news is such a waste of time.
Blogging is a waste of time.
I hate animals.
I can’t live without make-up.
I curse like a pirate.
I’m happy with my 11 year old car.
I hate people that are smart.
I love Orange juice.
I can’t drink for nuts.
I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.
I’ve got a new phone.
I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.
I love swimming.
I haven’t worked out since March.
I think I’m fat.
I love my friends and family.

Why are people so obsessed with...

That day, I played Jojo's Fashion Show. Got this game from Farah. Before this, I criticized those playing it as I see no point in playing the game. But when I started playing, menarik gak. Heh. It took me only a day to finish all levels. In the end, I get to mix and match all sorts of clothes provided in the game. These are some of my favourites. :) You may not like it but I do! =D

The clothes look stunningly beautiful on the model. Aha, talking about models, I wonder why nowadays, people are obsessed in getting slim, especially the girls. The problem is, they're not just targetting at slimming their body but more towards being an aneroxic. Huu. Geram... Malaysia is a country which has a wide range of exotic food. Enjoy it while we can. Unlike other countries with high number of poverty, we should be grateful for what we have now. Well, I admit that I do sometimes feel that I am fat but as long as there's food, I'll keep on eating (except when I'm full or have no appetite of course). Nyum nyum. It's such a waste when people refuse to consume wonderful and delicious and yummy food because fear of the increase in their weight.

So, friends and people out there. Enjoy the food while we still can. Nanti Allah tarik nikmat tu, baru tau camne seksanya hidup without makanan nie. So, makanlah banyak-banyak when lapar, but berhenti before kenyang. Rezeki jangan ditolak...

Manchester United? Naahh~

Today will be the big game between Malaysia and MU. Who will win? Just wait and see.

Malaysian supporters are supposed to wear YELLOW shirts. Not necessarily the jersey but any yellow shirt will do. So, we'll see if there are any Malaysian wearing the MU jersey tonight.

MU fans have been waiting for a few months for this match. However, there are some that were waiting for certain players to come over and are disappointed to learn that they've moved to another club. For example, this caller of Hot.fm said that she had bought the tix for that night. One day, she realized that she lost that tix while moving out. She searched everywhere and was sad to find it missing. But then, when one of the MU players is announced to have been bought by another club, she was so happy that she didn't care about the lost of the tix.

Well, obviously you must know that player I'm talking bout. Yes, yes. That one that most girls go gaga over. (Tidak termasuk saya) Urgh, saya sangat sangat sangat tidak suka MU before this. But when this Cristiano Ronaldo guy went off to Real Madrid, my hatred towards MU lessen. Hehe.

How I wish Chelsea will be coming to Malaysia instead of Manchester United.

Hail The Blues.
Boo The Red Devils.

Eheh. No offence to the MU supporters.

Maturity?

There are two recent incidents that I think require maturity to make decision. Some may not think so, but for me, it does.

Incident 1: Batch reunion (June 27)
My choices:
.Skip my replacement class and go to the batch reunion at Enot's house and have wonderful time with beloved and long lost friends.

or

.Go to the replacement class with Madam Soo Hoo on that same day and miss the excitements of meeting my dear friends.

I had to choose between going back home that Friday and meet up my friends the next day or, stay in the institute because on the 27th got replacement class. After much thinking, I decided to go back home. I asked permission from my mum and she said no. Surprisingly, my dad allowed me and I was so happy at that moment. So, I decided to go back at 3.30pm that Friday. After packing up my things, I played the computer games. Somehow, I couldn't concentrate much as the guilt started to conquer me. At 3pm, that's it. I called my mum and told her that I won't be coming back because of that. Mum said that "Good girl. That shows you're matured enough to think of that." I was proud but at the same time, felt =( because I didn't get to go the reunion. Most friends attended the reunion but I didn't regret much. At least I gained some knowledge from attending the replacement class.

Incident 2: Trip with dear friends (July 18)
My choices:
.Go to Teluk Bahang and have unforgettable happy, fun, exciting memories with them.

or

.Go back to Shah Alam and reunite with all the other 7 members of the family for the last time within 3 years of time as Zani will be going to Sabah and never come back here for the next 36 months.

At first, there were 12 of us. Kucing, Kodok, Lalat aka Cicak, Tapir, Meen, Koja, Asreen, Farah, Rin, Iwa, Myra and I. One by one withdrew. First, it was Koja. Then, Meen. Later, followed by Rin and the last one was Asreen. Their reasons of drawing back were reasonable. So, we didn't mind that much. So, that night (16 July 2009), we discussed the plans of what we'll be doing over there. All the 8 that was left were there. After much discussion, we ended the meeting. That night, I thought that there was something bothering me but I'm not sure what that was actually. The next morning, it came down to me when I read the messages I received the night before. Mum sent to me... "Gd nite sweetie pie. Evrybody xcpt u. Sdeh hu hu :-( btw hows d rslt" I realized that my family was hoping for me to be at home that weekend. Everyone's back except me. I felt guilty. Seriously I couldn't concentrate much on ELT and L&L class. I was messaging others and asking their opinions. I asked from all the other 7 people going and Hilmi too. Honestly, it wasn't much of wanting to go to Teluk Bahang and enjoy the precious moments there but I was berbelah bg because it would be bad for everyone if i tarik diri last minute. After getting their opinions, they, (except Mira and Myra) told me to go back since family should come first. Thanx a lot for understanding~ Um, Myra also seemed to have to go back because something came up with her family that morning. So, I decided that I should go back home. Thanx to the friends that understand my situation and postponed the trip.

So, now, here I am, writing this out. I'm glad I made this decision. FiZi, came to pick me up. Only Ilya knew earlier that I'll be back home and she was happy to hear that. Next, there was Elli. Her eyes bulged when she saw me in the doorway (with smile on her face of course). She ran down the staircase upon seeing me. Haha. Then, mama's turn to be surprised. After that, abah, and soon after,Zani and Baby. They're happy that we're all under one roof. I wonder where abah will be taking us out tomorrow. Yay!! Can't wait ;)

Questions (Tagged)

1. Nama timangan anda? (Your nickname?)
> Na-At home (",)
> Ilyana-Kindergarten (Innocent time, full name)
> Il-Primary School (Sounds like I'm sick. I'm Ill)
> Ilya-Secondary Shool (My sister's name too, which made her brag all day bout me loving her name. Yuckie~)
> Yana-PLKN (Serious shit I hate it when they call me this)
> Fira-Matriculation College in Pahang. KmPh.
> Aza-IPGM Penang Campus (Present one)
> Fina-English Language Camp 2008
> Naza-Badan Pencegah Rasuah Camp 2008

2. Anda seorang yang... (You are....)

>Revengeful. Friendly although physically, I'm not. At least, that's what people told me before. :)

3. Insan Teristimewa..Describekan dia yang terlalu istimewa di mata anda.. (The most special person. Describe about him/her...)
> Okay, I'm smiling now ;) Besides my FnF, Mohd Nor Hafizi bin Abdullah. Describe him? His smile, his laughter, the way he talks, his predictable actions, his unpredicatble thoughts, his kindness, his generosity, his knowledge, the way he controls anger, the way he treats me, the way he makes me feel, his love, the way he misses me, his calls, the... Um, shall I go on to the next question...? :)

4. Lagu kesukaan anda (Your favourite song)

> Have tons of it. Don't wanna specify any here.

5. Makanan kesukaan anda... (Your favourite food)
> Anything chocolaty or have that vanilla taste. Um, I eat almost anything. As long as it is halal, I'll try it. Heh :)

6. Tag 5 rakan anda
-1. Don't wanna force nyone here. So, for anyone kekeringan idea, can take this one.

Did you know these?

Many people are unaware of the most disgusting things that affects our every day life. You'd never realize how much you interact with gross things on a day to day basis. Some may affect your daily routine, while others are just fun to read! It's quite funny how these things don't bother

us until we know the truth behind them. Everything changes once you are aware of something. Ah, ignorance is bliss. This article may not be appropriate for young children, read with caution.

1. Ever have a craving for a peanut butter sandwich? That thick, yummy, and creamy goodness. In one pound of peanut butter, it typically can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs.

2. House flies go to the bathroom roughly every 4.5 minutes. Think about that next time you see one fly on your delicious dinner.

3. Step outside and smell the roses. On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.

4. In the mood for fast food? An average person will consume 12 pubic hairs in their fast food annually. Gross!

5. It's summer time, and that means the pools are open! If you swim one hour in a public pool you will intake 1/12 liters of urine.

6. Creepy crawling cockroaches. As if they aren't disgusting looking enough. These insects carry over 40 different pathogens which risk being transferred to humans. Included is pneumonia, plague, hepatitis, and typhoid fever just to name a few.

7. Need to use the bathroom? When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth through the saliva glands.

8. Need that morning jump? Next time you go out to the coffee shop think about this, diarrhea induced E.Coli was found on 10% of coffee mugs in the U.S.

9. Enjoy a nice cup of yogurt? You might want to double check the ingredients again. Some yogurts and jelly sweets contain beef or pork gelatin.

10. Think you've got it bad when you vomit? The longest recorded projectile vomiting is 27 feet. I wonder what he ate.

11. We all like a man who gives a nice firm hand shake. However, you might want to think twice before returning the firm grip. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.

DID you know that women fart three times more often than men?

Probably not. And it’s quite likely you would prefer not to know!

But for those with a penchant for all things grotesque, it’s a disgustingly fascinating fact.

And it’s just one revolting morsel taken from new book Really Gross Facts which is out now.

Here we have selected some of the most nauseating:
# Your sponge contains more bacteria than your toilet.

# 50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them.

# The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 35 metres long.

# Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

# When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

# Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.

# Parks in London are watered by more than one million gallons of dog urine every single year.

# If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds!

# The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste.

# If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year.

# You don’t sweat evenly under each arm. Right-handed people sweat more under their left arm and it’s the right arm that gets sweatier for left-handed people.

Various sources.

Weird but true

In this world there are thousand and millions and billions things that have never been found by anyone yet but they exist. Weird but true facts are something that is yet to be discovered but thanks to the technology and scientists and critical thinkers, these discoveries are now known to us...

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Haha. Imagine if we humans taste with our feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

I've known this fact before. Too bad, when I asked this question to my teachers and friends, they laughed at me. :(

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Imagine if one (the hurricane) hits us. Ouch!

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Seriously??

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

I'm definitely not in this group of people. Thank God.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

It must be an easy job over there.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

If you intended to do this, then, why did you get married?

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

If they jump, I'm sure things beneath them will crack.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

I wish I could be one of them, but without the diseases and all.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

Does anyone have a cow? Try this and let me know.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

I didn't realize this before.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

Haha. The first time I read this years ago, I wondered "Did the engineers even know what's the use of a library for?"

A snail can sleep for three years.

Wish human does too. Um, does sleeping in our grave is counted too?

No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

I'm thinking... Thinking... Thinking... Um, yes. Yes. Nothing rhymes.

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Pity those baseballs :(

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Knowing this one too before, I wanted to measure my children's noses and ears and eyes when they're born.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

He must've thought of this when he lost his patience with one of his patients who struggled during the treating session. So, don't try to break free when the dentist is treating you or else, he might come up with something new, something worse than the electric chair. Haha.

All polar bears are left handed.

They say that left-handed people tend to have shorter life span. I hope that's not true because I've people that are dear to me that are lefties.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

Ouch! And they say that if you pluck all your eyelashes and eyebrows, you can see ghosts... Wanna give it a try?

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

This is obviously a well-known fact. What some of us didn't know is, the bigger the human's brain is, the smarter that person is. At least, this is what I learnt when I was in Form 3.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

I did use this before.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

It's tongue must be short. If it can go on Yahoo Messenger, I'm sure it cannot do like this icon. :P

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

I wish I should've known this before entering the institute so that if the lecturer tells me to write a sentence containing a verb, I could just write this.

"Go"

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

Think that's attractive? Don't think so.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

And I thought that match is ancient.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Wow! I'm full.

Source: WeirdFacts101