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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Babi, oh babi...

Ada seorang pompuan , masa tu dia sedang berhenti ditepi jalan
sambil melihat keadaan keretanya yang kemek.
hari dah nak masuk magrib, dia menjadi semakin resah.
Dah lah jalan tu sempit, lampu jalan tak de pulak.

Tiba-tiba datang sebuah motosikal datang dari arah bertentangan.
Dah lah tak pasang lampu, tak pakai topi keledar.
laju pulak tu. macam pelesit.
Perempuan tu apa lagi, dia terus menjerit

" Hoi.. Babiiiiiiiii. ...... Slow sikit....."

Bila mendengar laungan perempuan tu, apa lagi,
penunggang motosikal tu pun
menjerit balas .

"Celaka!!!!! F**k you!!!, Pu**mak kau!!!".."
Bagerooo..."
sedap jer cakap babi...."

Selang beberapa saat..
tiba-tiba terdengar satu dentuman yang kuat.
Perempuan tadi berlari kearah bunyi dentuman tersebut.
Apabila sampai ke sana,
kelihatan budak tu terpelanting dalam semak
manakala motosikal nya remuk sama sekali.

Rupa-rupanya, dia dah langar babi yang telah
dilanggar oleh perempuan tadi.

p/s: moralnye.,hoi..babi tu bukannye untuk menghina ke ape.
kite mestilah berfikiran positive sikit.ok.banyak.
think positive ni baik untuk kesihatan di samping
dapat mengelak dari melanggar babi2 di jalanan.
hoh!

-Haha. Taken from Arque which was taken from someone else. Sorry x wait for u to gv the permission to grab this. X kira gak. Mau amek jugak sbb mmg menarek~ Hohoho

12 comments:

anak pak man said...

Mcm tuudt lg..

chris@dotagaki said...

already read at his blog =.=

mazhad said...

i laugh when i read doz...cool..

Att Ashburn said...

tergelak bace post ni..does it really happen eh? haha

arque said...

hah!!kantoi.
haha.aku tak kisah lah kau nak copy tapi jgn lah sampai copy p/s tu sekali.
hahaha.

meen said...

bengong! haha

The Exquisite Instigator said...

Haha. Yeah.

Chris: Xsuke u :( Buat2 la like this is ur first time reading it.

Mazhad: Hoho. Yuppie. Mmg cool :)

Tah la Att. Cm x logik je jd. Xkn la pompuan tu nk jerit babi camtu je.. hoho.

Owh,p/s tu, u wt sndiri ke..? Silap2. Haha. Kantoi~

Meen, cte nie je kn yg bengong. I x :D

Anonymous said...

Ok,today the 27th night since ramadhan begin...so id like to take this oppurtunity to preach.
apologise me for viewing your picture..i had to do so bcoz iv read ur profile n there stated "i strongly believe in karma"..
Funny... i guess the ummah have really swayed away from their path..huhu.But is ok, as long as you're still alive then repent might be an opt.
See and read on surah at-tahrim verse...nah i dont remembr the verse but on the mashaf its the first sentence on the next page after the fist page of that surah.The point is "believe is faith" or a.k.a "iman"
you know that we should only believe in certain things but in Islam as far as i attended classes there IS NO SUCH THING as KARMA..
ok...plz.since u have many friends as u claimed..portray a good exmple..Waffaqakallah

Eric said...

yup... jgn ar babi2 semarangan loo.. hihihi

The Exquisite Instigator said...

Anonymous, thank u very much for that. There's no need for apologizing. I accept that with an open heart. But the "believe" that I stated in my profile doesn't mean having faith. I've my own definition for that. Thank u. Wish u Selamat Hari Raya :)

Eric, Haha. Yup2. U shouldn't!

Anonymous said...

ksian nye babi tu!! accident double dose..wuuuuuu..saket!! :(

The Exquisite Instigator said...

Haha. Ilya, oink oink!

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